Man Got Penis Stuck In Pipe Because He Was ‘Painting In The Nude And Slipped’

Man Got Penis Stuck In Pipe Because He Was ‘Painting In The Nude And Slipped’
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A man who was freed after his penis became stuck in a pipe for two days said he waited to call for help because he didn’t think anyone would believe what happened to him. He was probably right.

According to Mirror, 61-year-old Lian Tien said he was painting in the nude when he fell and became lodged inside a pipe inside his apartment. He explained the incident in his own words, and it’s as terrifying as it is unlikely:

It was hot so I was painting the wall in the nude, and I slipped on the floor causing my private parts to fall inside the pipe that was protruding from the wall to take water outside from the air conditioning unit.

Unfortunately, I got stuck as a result… I went to sleep thinking that if I relaxed it would slide off. But it didn’t. It began to get red and inflamed. I was worried that I would get a terrible infection.

After two days, Tien called for help and was finally freed from the pipe after a four hour procedure. While part of me wants to say there’s no possible way things unfolded the way he says they did, at the same time it’s almost so ridiculous that I kind of believe it.

Given the fact that he’s giving interviews, he’s obviously not ashamed of what happened and I honestly respect him no matter the reality of the situation.

It’s currently unclear if there is any permanent damage to his genitals, but I’m sure he’ll have no problem making up a likely excuse if he can’t perform to expectations.

H/T: Mirror, Photo Courtesy: Mirror

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Connor Toole

Connor Toole is the Senior Humor Writer for Elite Daily, begrudgingly living in New York City and burdened with the daunting task of entertaining the discerning masses online (where he assumes everything is fake by default). He grew up in Connecticut (not the rich part) and graduated from Boston College, where he spent most of his time writing things on the Internet while majoring in a topic he didn't realize he hated until he earned the necessary credits. Standing at 6' 10", he is required by Giant Law to utter "Fee-fi-fo-fum" whenever someone asks him to. His interests include Mark Ruffalo. Feel free to contact him at ctoole@elitedaily.com as long as you aren't annoying.

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