‘Milking’: The New Craze That Has Taken Over ‘Planking’

‘Milking’: The New Craze That Has Taken Over ‘Planking’
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‘Milking’: The New Craze That Has Taken Over ‘Planking’

Planking was dumb. Batmanning was ridiculous. But, Milking… Milking is on a whole different level. Milking is the newest craze among British college students.

How does it work? Simple. Stand somewhere in public and pour 4 pints of milk atop of your head and all over your clothes. And don’t forget to videotape.

Why this trend is catching on we cannot say- must be a British thing. All we know is that it is extremely unhygienic and catching on in Oxford, Nottingham, Edinburgh, and Cirencester.

“The smell of sour milk is present all over our house,” said one such “milkman”.

Paul Hudson | Elite. 

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