Mitt Romney Named Least Influential Person Of 2012

Mitt Romney Named Least Influential Person Of 2012
World
Like Us On Facebook
Like Us On Facebook

Mitt Romney did it! He won! He managed to be named number one- top dog- of GQ’s Least Influential People Of 2012. And for his inaugural speech… hold on a sec- he’s fixing his hair.

The Mormon governor of Massachusetts recently suffered what many would believe to be the worst presidential loss in recent history.

Sure, the numbers were somewhat close- cough cough not really- but a loss is a loss. Why are we being so harsh to a guy who seems to be down on his luck? Because he tried to win the election through scores of blatant lies- most of which was caught on by our President Barack Obama.

But there really is no need to feel bad for him. The hundreds of millions that he has stashed away somewhere in offshore accounts is sure to keep him warm through the winter. And he still does have a rather fabulous set of hair.

Paul Hudson | Elite. 

Share Tweet
React
Like Us On Facebook
Like Us On Facebook

Paul Hudson

A young writer, philosopher, and entrepreneur, Paul Hudson has been writing for Elite Daily nearly since the start. Currently located in Manhattan, Paul Hudson primarily devotes his time between writing for Elite Daily and the two entrepreneurial endeavors he is currently pursuing: a mining company in Turkey and a video content platform called lilHub. He loves sharing his life experiences with his readers and makes sure to practice what he preaches.

More In World

World John Haltiwanger

President Obama Admits That The US Tortured People Following 9/11 (Video)

Following the events of 9/11, the Bush administration engaged in a practice often referred to as enhanced interrogation techniques when attempting to get information out of suspected terrorists. In a news conference that wrapped up Friday afternoon, President Obama admitted that this could be characterized as nothing less than torture, and that the US can […]

Also On Elite

Life

17 Things You Go Through When Your Best Friend Lives Far Away From You

There’s only one type of long distance relationship I would tolerate in life and that is the one I have with my best friend. Thank God for texting, Snapchat and FaceTime because they basically nullify the whole out of sight, out of mind issue. But, even with these convenient advents around to simulate geographic proximity and intimacy, […]

Food

How The Cheesecake Factory Is The Selfish Girlfriend Of Restaurants

When I was a sophomore in high school, I dated a girl who I was too stupid to understand was bad for me. She was selfish, dramatic and rude. She sported a fake tan, wore shorts that were too short and crimped her hair to crispy perfection. There were plenty of signs that she was wrong […]

Women

The ‘Beyoncé Voters’ Tumblr Combines Bey Lyrics And Powerful Images Of Women

In case you haven’t heard of the latest Tumblr gaining traction across social media, Beyoncé Voters, your Monday is about to get all the more unproductive. This website features memes mixing Beyoncé song lyrics with images of strong women in the news today. Using lines like “Tennis shoes don’t even need to buy a new dress” over […]