Mitt Romney Named Least Influential Person Of 2012

Mitt Romney Named Least Influential Person Of 2012
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Mitt Romney did it! He won! He managed to be named number one- top dog- of GQ’s Least Influential People Of 2012. And for his inaugural speech… hold on a sec- he’s fixing his hair.

The Mormon governor of Massachusetts recently suffered what many would believe to be the worst presidential loss in recent history.

Sure, the numbers were somewhat close- cough cough not really- but a loss is a loss. Why are we being so harsh to a guy who seems to be down on his luck? Because he tried to win the election through scores of blatant lies- most of which was caught on by our President Barack Obama.

But there really is no need to feel bad for him. The hundreds of millions that he has stashed away somewhere in offshore accounts is sure to keep him warm through the winter. And he still does have a rather fabulous set of hair.

Paul Hudson | Elite. 

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A young writer, philosopher, and entrepreneur, Paul Hudson has been writing for Elite Daily nearly since the start. Currently located in Manhattan, Paul Hudson primarily devotes his time between writing for Elite Daily and the two entrepreneurial endeavors he is currently pursuing: a mining company in Turkey and a video content platform called lilHub. He loves sharing his life experiences with his readers and makes sure to practice what he preaches.

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