Mother Of The Year Gives Birth In Motel While Smoking Crack, Bites Off Own Umbilical Cord

Mother Of The Year Gives Birth In Motel While Smoking Crack, Bites Off Own Umbilical Cord
Like Us On Facebook
Like Us On Facebook

Florida’s Chrystal Hassell really, really hated her unborn child.

But rather than just get an abortion so the thing would be out of her life forever, the 37-year-old just did all that she could to make sure this kid had the most miserable birth imaginable.

She first concluded that the chances of the baby being born with as many diseases as possible would greatly increase if she smoked crack while pregnant and had it prematurely.

Hassell killed two birds with one stone by smoking for 24 hours straight, causing her to go into labor just seven months into the pregnancy.

She checked into a hotel in Marion County with her boyfriend and 11-month-old last Friday.

The boyfriend didn’t want to see her give birth to some hideous freak with three arms so he took the kid and went out as Hassell got into the bathtub to deliver the baby.

But she didn’t have anything sharp on her to cut the umbilical cord.

Hassell used her teeth to save time before discovering that the baby was not breathing.

She called the boyfriend to ask where he was, and when he said he wasn’t close, she told him to speed up.

He did what she said and ended up getting pulled over. That’s probably not a good thing when you’re wanted for attempted murder in Colorado.

Hassell waited for him for nearly an hour, trying to resuscitate the baby so it wouldn’t escape its life of misery.

She eventually called 911.

The baby was airlifted to UF Health Shands Hospital in Gainvesville, where he is reported to be in critical condition.

Hassell was charged with child neglect and now joins her boyfriend at Marion County Jail. The 11-month-old boy has been placed into the care of foster parents.


via News 13, Photo Courtesy: Facebook

Share Tweet
Like Us On Facebook
Like Us On Facebook

Sean Levinson

Sean Levinson loves writing almost as much as he loves ranting about politics. Elite Daily lets him do both, and he couldn't be happier now that he's finally putting his years at SUNY New Paltz to good use. When he's not writing, Sean enjoys nature excursions, playing the guitar and the Ultimate Fighting Championship. Look for him on "Real Time with Bill Maher," where he regularly appears in his most precious fantasies.

More In World

Also On Elite


Why Low Maintenance Women Aren’t Getting The Love They Deserve

Low maintenance, like lube and rim jobs, is a term, believe it or not, once only associated with a mechanics garage. Cars that barely need tuneups, require little for spare parts and run for years without engine replacements are considered “low maintenance.” They are the ideal car for the new buyer, the old seller and […]


President Obama Speaks Publicly On Ferguson Situation Calling It ‘Deeply Disturbing’

The situation in Ferguson, Missouri, has escalated beyond what anyone ever anticipated. The governor of Missouri has now ordered St. Louis County Police to leave, which will allow state and federal officials to move in. Accordingly, the Federal Bureau of Investigation and Department of Justice will likely get involved. At present, Ferguson looks more like a war […]


Chinese Woman Cuts Off Ex-Husband’s Alleged Mistress’s Boobs As Revenge

A Chinese woman lost both her breasts in a brutal, gruesome attack from a former coworker who thought she was sleeping with her ex-husband. Xiao Lin, 27, was watching TV at her home in southeastern China’s Guangdong province when she heard a knock at the door. The door was kicked open when she answered, knocking […]


What Rory McIlroy’s Win Means For Both His Future And Golf’s

Rory McIlroy has been regarded as “The Next One” in golf for a few years now. He’s won a couple majors but hasn’t demonstrated the same consistency in play or dominance that the greats have shown. Well, all of that has since changed. After dominating The British Open in Liverpool last month, McIlroy proved that […]


F*ck The Haters!: 5 Reasons Why Johnny Manziel Is The Ultimate Millennial

November 10, 2012: Manziel takes the snap and steps up in the pocket. The ball hits offensive lineman and Johnny bobbles it. In the next three seconds, the undersized quarterback from middle-Texas becomes larger than life. He catches the ball mid-air, reverse spins out to left and throws a strike across his body to the back […]