This Nature Documentary Spoof At Syracuse University During Bid Day Is Hilarious

This Nature Documentary Spoof At Syracuse University During Bid Day Is Hilarious
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The Discovery Channel has nothing on Syracuse University’s comedy troupe called “The Kumquats.”

The group has just released an insanely funny spoof nature documentary about “the migration of the homosocial melebre sororitus”: Bid Day.

With slow motion scenes of young girls running in black leggings, leather boots and face paint all fitted with music straight from “The Lion King,” this nature documentary beats anything that you may see on antelope, or cheetahs or just about any animal in the animal kingdom.

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A young writer, philosopher, and entrepreneur, Paul Hudson (@MrPaulHudson) has been writing for Elite Daily nearly since the start. Currently located in Manhattan, Paul Hudson primarily devotes his time between writing for Elite Daily and a mining startup in Turkey. He loves sharing his life experiences with his readers and makes sure to practice what he preaches.

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