NC State is officially the most openly sex-friendly college in the world. The school’s Union Activities Board recently held a “Dirty Bingo” night where some of the prizes included dildos, butt plugs and even artificial vaginas.

The flyer might as well have said “Calling all freaks!” What kind of girls do you think would respond? Hell yeah, what a convenient place to find a kinky chick to mess around with!

Of course, the distribution of these prizes didn’t sit well with the pricks over at campus reform. Here’s the letter they wrote to the board complaining about the inappropriate amount of fun the bingo players were having.

A public university’s Union Activities Board (UAB) paid $304.69 to purchase sex toys as prizes for a “Dirty Bingo” event, an administrator told Campus Reform on Thursday.

A photo uploaded to Facebook displays the sex toys the university has purchased as awards for winners of “Dirty Bingo.”

The items purchased as awards include butt plugs, an artificial vagina, vibrators, dildos, lubricant, edible underwear, a book on sex positions, and other items, Lauryn Collier, president of North Carolina State University’s (NCSU) UAB, told Campus Reform in a statement Thursday.

The “Dirty Bingo” event, slated to take place next Tuesday, aims to find “innovative” ways to discuss sexual health on the campus.

“The certified educators plan to use some of the items (those that are appropriate) to demonstrate healthy sex practices,” said Collier in the statement.

The event, which is being funded through mandatory student fees, has drawn criticism from students on campus.
Jason Cockrell, an NCSU student who is hosting a discussion to talk about the criticism directed towards the event, said his opposition stems from the use of student fees.

“I think that it’s patently obvious that this is not an appropriate use of student fees,” said Cockrell. “It doesn’t pertain to safer sex.”

Damn, what’s up this kid’s ass? Toys are much safer than actual intercourse! They are a healthy alternative to risky ol’ sex and yes, they might only be used by the freakiest of freaks but we guarantee that once Jason discovers how to use a fleshlight, he’ll never look at toys the same way again.

Sean Levinson | Elite.