Where’s Your State Hanging? The States With The Largest Penis Size In America

Where’s Your State Hanging? The States With The Largest Penis Size In America
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Provided that people actually believe Condomania.com’s study, some may be interested to see a list of most US states “ordered by penis size.”

Time’s Newsfeed reports that the study conducted by self-proclaimed “America’s first online condom store,” Condomania, was a compilation of “condom sales data by state to find out which states bought a higher-than-average amount of larger-sized condoms.”

The list is entirely based on which sizes customers bought so there really is no definitive correlation between that and the actual average size state-by-state.

Additionally, we need to consider that these are data that only span the customer base of the site, so there’s no accurate representation of each state sample group either.

With these factors considered, it’s still pretty funny that the vendor “published” these results having omitted two states entirely.

If you’re from the Dakotas, or strangely enough Rhode Island, you may choose to trust in these results. Whatever helps you sleep at night, folks.

Here are the full results below — and yes, you are seeing correctly, North Dakota is number one.

1. North Dakota

2. Rhode Island

3. South Dakota

4. District of Columbia

5. Massachusetts

6. Ohio

7. Arizona

8. Alabama

9. New York

10. South Carolina

11. Colorado

12. Maryland

13. Wisconsin

14. New Jersey

15. California

16. Florida

17. Connecticut

18. Virginia

19, Oregon

20. Pennsylvania

21. Washington

22. Tennessee

23. New Mexico

24. Iowa

25. Illinois

26. Louisiana

27. Vermont

28. Utah

29. Maine

30. Nebraska

31. Idaho

32. Kansas

33. Delaware

34. Michigan

35. Nevada

36. New Hampshire

37. Oklahoma

38. Montana

39. Minnesota

40. Kentucky

41.Texas

42. Indiana

43. West Virginia

44. Missouri

45. Alaska

46. North Carolina

47. Wyoming

48. Arkansas

49. Hawaii

50. Mississippi

Via: Time, Top Photo Courtesy: Img Fave

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Eddie graduated from Colgate University in 2013, after studying International Relations and Political Science. He has lived in the New York area all his life and moved to Manhattan after college. While writing for Elite Daily on a part time basis, Eddie works full-time in the Translation Services Industry in NYC. As a way of fueling his hobby and love for electronic dance music, Eddie is also a freelance photographer and EDM event reviewer. He has contributed to both Elite Daily and Pulse Radio while also working for Bounce Media as an event worker/promoter.

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