Penn State Just Managed To Ruin St. Patty’s Day For The Whole Student Body

Penn State Just Managed To Ruin St. Patty’s Day For The Whole Student Body
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Penn State’s administrators are tired of their college losing all of its respect due to how much outrageously drunken trouble their students get into when they let loose, especially on St.Patrick’s Day.

That’s why they offered $5,000 to a total of 34 popular nearby restaurants and/or bars to refuse to serve alcohol on this infamous day of inebriation.

The school spent a total of $170,000 just so their students would have fewer resources to find tools for mischief on St. Patty’s day.

What a bunch of pricks. It’s a f***ing holiday for crying out loud!

Here is a list of the locations that accepted the cash.

1. The Saloon

2. Inferno Brick Oven and Bar

3. bar bleu

4. The Hopshop Beer Market

5. The Deli Restaurant (serving food only)

6. Z Bar

7. The Lion’s Den

8. The Shandygaff

9. The Tavern (serving food only)

10. The Gingerbread Man (serving food only)

11. The All-American Rathskeller

12. Spats Café and Speakeasy (serving food only)

13. The Phyrst

14. The Clover

15. Brewsky’s Bottle Shop at The Day’s Inn Penn State

16. Rotelli (serving food only)

17. Levels

18. Bill Pickle’s Tap Room

19. Indigo

20. Allen Street Grill (serving food only)

21. The Corner Room (serving food only)

22. Zeno’s

23. Chumley’s

24. Zeno’s ToGo

25. Sharkey’s Bar & Bottle Shop

26. The Brewery

27. The Darkhorse

28. Kildare’s (serving food only)

29. Duo

30. Chili’s Grill & Bar (serving food only)

31. Café 210 West (serving food only)

32. Mad Mex (serving food only)

33. Zola New World Bistro (serving food only)

34. The Atherton Hotel (serving food only)

Sean Levinson | Elite. 

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Sean Levinson loves writing almost as much as he loves ranting about politics. Elite Daily lets him do both, and he couldn't be happier now that he's finally putting his years at SUNY New Paltz to good use. When he's not writing, Sean enjoys nature excursions, playing the guitar and the Ultimate Fighting Championship. Look for him on "Real Time with Bill Maher," where he regularly appears in his most precious fantasies.

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