Second Petition Asks To Keep Piers Morgan In US Because UK Doesn’t Want Him

Second Petition Asks To Keep Piers Morgan In US Because UK Doesn’t Want Him
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We reported earlier that there was a petition to the White House from a group of angry Americans asking for Piers Morgan to be deported.

Now, a second petition has emerged, demanding Piers Morgan stays in the United States.

The new petition cited various reasons why Piers Morgan should stay, the first being the First Amendment.

Here’s the petition’s reasoning for keeping Mr. Morgan stateside:

“We want to keep Piers Morgan in the USA.

“There are two very good reasons for this. Firstly, the first amendment.

“Second and the more important point. No one in the UK wants him back.

“Actually there is a third. It will be hilarious to see how loads of angry Americans react.”

We’re convinced! Why burden our friends across the pond?

Stephen Willard | Elite.

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