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There’s Actually A Pill For Sale That Will Make Your Poop Glitter

Among (immature) men, there's a myth of sorts that females only poop rainbows and glitter.

Likely, this myth was born out of an aversion to associating hot, desirable chicks with, you know, sh*t — but newsflash, guys: Everybody poops.

To their credit, though, pooping glitter isn't that out of the question: One Etsy shop proudly sells non-toxic glitter-filled pills, which, if eaten, probably come out the other side as sparkly as they were going in.

In other words: You will sh*t glitter.

Unfortunately, the company advises against actually swallowing the pills, claiming that they are for decorative purposes only — and reviewers have conveniently left out any information suggesting they've tested the sparkles out on their digestive systems.

But, hypothetically speaking, the pills should effectively spruce up your sh*t.

They even come in a multitude of hues, so you can choose what shade of blue, pink or gold you want your poo to be.

We say, give it a shot (but don't blame it on us if something goes wrong).

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Gillian Fuller graduated from New York University in 2014 and joined the Elite Daily team shortly after as a Staff Writer. She previously worked as a freelance writer for Time Out New York and Racked, mainly covering fashion and beauty.
Gillian Fuller graduated from New York University in 2014 and joined the Elite Daily team shortly after as a Staff Writer. She previously worked as a freelance writer for Time Out New York and Racked, mainly covering fashion and beauty.

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