You Can Now Help Prevent Breast Cancer By Squeezing Some Tits

You Can Now Help Prevent Breast Cancer By Squeezing Some Tits
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According to a new study from the University of California, squeezing breasts may very well help reduce the chances of breast cancer- it may prevent malignant breast cancer cells from triggering.

Team member Gautham Venugopalan stated:

“People have known for centuries that physical force can influence our bodies. When we lift weights our muscles get bigger. The force of gravity is essential to keeping our bones strong. Here we show that physical force can play a role in the growth – and reversion – of cancer cells.”

Professor of bioengineering at Berkeley, Daniel Fletcher, says that:

“Compression, in and of itself, is not likely to be a therapy. But this does give us new clues to track down the molecules and structures that could eventually be targeted for therapies.”

So does this mean that we shouldn’t squeeze more often? Screw that. Squeeze away.

Paul Hudson | Elite.

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