Holy Sh*t! Terrifying Giant Python Swallows Drunk Man Whole In India

Holy Sh*t! Terrifying Giant Python Swallows Drunk Man Whole In India
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Next time you’re in India, be careful where you nap during your drunken stupors.

A drunk man in India was taking a nap outside a liquor store in the Attapadi region, in the state of Kerala, when a python rolled by and realized it was lunch time. The python, in its signature fashion, ate the man whole.

I’m sure you’ve woken up in some crazy places after a long night of boozing, but if this guy lived, he’d have the best drunken wake-up story of all time.

H/T: Lords Of The Drinks, Top Photo Courtesy of Crave Online

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Tommy Nickolas

Tommy Nickolas primarily contributes political articles for elitedaily. He completed a Political Science and Economics double major at Dartmouth College in 2010 and is currently in his third year at Fordham Law School.

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