Simon Cowell Merked By A One Night Stand

Simon Cowell Merked By A One Night Stand
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You’re gambling with every one night stand. Ask Simon Cowell, he’ll tell you, especially after some random got him for his computer and cash-filled wallet last fall.

TMZ confirmed that last October, the X-Factor judge met a girl at Drai’s in Hollywood and took her home. The morning after taking her down, he woke to discover that she was gone with his computer (which contained secrets concerning the show) and his wallet.

Cowell is smart enough to have his Beverly Hills home wired for security, so he called the cops. Surveillance footage gave the cops a better idea of what they were looking for, so they ran down on her and she gave up the goods.

Let this be a lesson: don’t bring your one night stands back to the crib—even if your home security game is on point.

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Photo Credit: Kevin Winter/Getty Images

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