StarbucksDrakeHands Guy Has Gone Viral For All The Wrong Reasons (Video)

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The art of seduction, one documented by author Robert Greene, is not something to be taken lightly.

If a revised version of “The Art of Seduction” were written, a new rule would most likely be: don’t send a video of yourself touching your face and listening to an emotional Drake song to a girl you just met at Starbucks.

A hopeful and hopeless romantic unfortunately didn’t get the memo, and tried this shameless technique.

In an attempt to woo a woman he met at Starbucks, the man, now forever known as “StarbucksDrakeHands Guy,” unfortunately had his poor attempt at seduction forwarded to the woman’s friend who subsequently uploaded it to Instagram.

To StarbucksDrakeHands Guy, we’re sorry, but you may want to resort to another method. You can keep the hands, but at least bump some R. Kelly or something!

The short video, for better or worse, has gone viral, and people of all walks of life are parodying it, as documented on the same Instagram page.

Check out some of the hilarious parodies below!

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