Stop Everything: Steve Jobs Is Alive, Well And Apparently Living In Brazil (Photo)

Stop Everything: Steve Jobs Is Alive, Well And Apparently Living In Brazil (Photo)
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Stop the presses, everyone! Steve Jobs is alive!

Ok, probably not. But if this selfie snapped by a Redditor in Brazil is any indication, he very well may be.

The photo features a man, who bears an uncanny resemblance to Jobs, being wheeled around by another man.

Chances are it’s not Jobs, because, you know, he’s legally dead. BUT it totally could be him. What if there’s just an international conspiracy going on in which Jobs faked his death and ran away to Rio de Janeiro?

He’s just hiding out, waiting and plotting his eventual return. Or maybe before he died, someone cloned Jobs “Boys of Brazil” style, and now there are a bunch of black turtleneck wearing clones wandering the earth.

If anyone could pull off something crazy like this, it’d be old Jobsy. While you ponder the possibilities, check out the eerie photo below.

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