That Awkward Moment When The Woman You Try Robbing Knows Systema (Video)

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This footage was taken from an underground subway station in Russia. You’re going to see a man come down the stairs and try to steal a phone from the woman leaning against the wall.

What happens next is most definitely the coolest thing you will see today and probably for the rest of the week. Let’s just say this was not the right woman to mess with.

Prepare for glory.

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Sean Levinson loves writing almost as much as he loves ranting about politics. Elite Daily lets him do both, and he couldn't be happier now that he's finally putting his years at SUNY New Paltz to good use. When he's not writing, Sean enjoys nature excursions, playing the guitar and the Ultimate Fighting Championship. Look for him on "Real Time with Bill Maher," where he regularly appears in his most precious fantasies.

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