There’s No Hope For Humanity: Kids Are Now Smoking Bed Bugs To Get High (Video)

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Arizona kids are now crushing up bed bugs and smoking them because it makes you hallucinate.

Bed bugs apparently secrete an active chemical that produces a feeling one curious guy said resembles “walking on wet concrete.”

Some kid with bed bugs in his house must have just been researching the creatures online when he discovered that they contain a hallucinogenic chemical and then figured he’d try it.

Being a resident of one of the loopiest states in the country, what could he possibly have to lose anyway?

At least it’s all natural.


Update: For the sake of everything right in this world, the story about bedbug smoking being a fad is thankfully false. Instead, it should be regarded as a social commentary on teenagers’ incessant need to find the next big thing to get high on.

The video was edited to feature bed bugs, but the actual story was about teens smoking wax, a concentrated marijuana extract that is much more potent than the plant, itself. The real news story can be found below:

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