These Hands Get No Thumbs Up… Because They Have No Thumbs

These Hands Get No Thumbs Up… Because They Have No Thumbs
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Give me the spoon and let me gouge out my eyes. This poor soul can’t use a GameBoy, can’t play console games and can barely type. Having an opposable thumb is a defining characteristic of hominids, so what crazy mutation is this person?

I feel bad for people like this. Can’t open a jar, twist a doorknob and can only engage in female masturbation. Which I guess is only bad for 50% of the people with this.

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Via: Gawker, Photos Courtesy: Reddit

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