These Hands Get No Thumbs Up… Because They Have No Thumbs

These Hands Get No Thumbs Up… Because They Have No Thumbs
World
Like Us On Facebook
Like Us On Facebook

Give me the spoon and let me gouge out my eyes. This poor soul can’t use a GameBoy, can’t play console games and can barely type. Having an opposable thumb is a defining characteristic of hominids, so what crazy mutation is this person?

I feel bad for people like this. Can’t open a jar, twist a doorknob and can only engage in female masturbation. Which I guess is only bad for 50% of the people with this.

ku-bigpic-1

Via: Gawker, Photos Courtesy: Reddit

Share Tweet
React
Like Us On Facebook
Like Us On Facebook

Christian La Du

After years of intense training, Christian emerged from Vassar College as a partially-fledged writer with a degree in economics, who is capable of consistently achieving mediocrity while striving for greatness. He knows how to tie his shoes and does his own laundry (most of the time). When not hard at work, he is trying (often failing) to play pick-up sports.

More In World

World Emily Arata

Sitting In Filth: Children’s Car Seats Are Even Grosser Than Toilets

The seats parents use to protect their children may, in fact, be endangering them. Your average toilet has about 50 different kinds of bacteria in one area. That’s nothing compared to what researchers at the University of Birmingham found when they swabbed 20 children’s car seats. The seats had about 100 different kinds of fungi and […]

Also On Elite

Life

19 Reasons Why Nothing Will Ever Beat Going Back To Elementary School

Heading back to school, as an adult, just doesn’t have the same pizzazz that it once did. Sure, college is cool. You’ll return to your fraternity or sorority, and unlimited freedom from your parents. Yet, deep down, you know nothing will ever top heading back to elementary school as a kid. You didn’t have any […]

World

The Legend Of Topher Is Quite Frankly The Greatest Tinder Story Of All Time

There are thousands of hookups and one-night stands for every amazing, heartfelt Tinder love story. I assure you this story is not about love. In this video, Topher, the narrator, tells a detailed story of an outrageous Tinder hook-up experience he had with an unattractive woman, whom he refers to as [gar]goyles. I said, ‘What […]

Women

25 Things You Can Get Away With Before 25 But Can’t Get Away With After 25

If your early twenties are for mistakes, and your late forties are for paying for those mistakes, then somewhere in post-25 is like the awkward middle child stuck between one strict parent and one fun one. It’s the age range in which you have to start seriously thinking about being an adult, while simultaneously dealing […]