Tiger Found Running Loose At High School
Students and faculty were forced to evacuate South River High School today due to what was at first said to be “a dryer malfunction”. The truth is that faculty spotted a full-grown Sumatran Tiger strolling the halls.
How exactly the tiger got there is unknown… but it is suspected that it was a senior prank gone wrong. The tiger eventually walked into an empty classroom where it was trapped by the staff. The tiger was sedated by responders and safely removed from the school.
“I saw the tiger with my own two eyes,” said South River senior Brian Foley, “It was horrifying.”
No one was injured. The current status of the tiger is unknown.
Paul Hudson | Elite.