Twitter User ‘VERSACEPOPTARTS’ Has Sex With A Hot Pocket On Vine, Gains Internet Fame

Twitter User ‘VERSACEPOPTARTS’ Has Sex With A Hot Pocket On Vine, Gains Internet Fame
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A Twitter user who goes by @VERSACEPOPTARTS has discovered yet another unconventional path to becoming a social media celebrity: Having unprotected sex with a cooked Hot Pocket.

The teenager’s rise to stardom began last week when he posted a video selfie of him screwing a box of cinnamon-flavored Pop-Tarts.

The Vine was removed, but he posted a selfie of him holding the corrupted box.

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Thrilled by the unprecedented amount of attention the Vine was receiving, the user soon realized he could become even more famous by upping the ante:

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Surely enough, the goal was reached, and a video of him having sex with a cooked Hot Picket was posted on Vine eight hours later with the hashtag #FoodPorn.

The clip was deleted shortly after, but @VERSACEPOPTARTS wasn’t ready to let go of his 15 minutes just yet.

After bragging about his glorious achievement, the user then told his followers that his next victims would be a donut and a bowl of Jello.

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Threatening two beloved snacks were the last straw, however, and the Vine account was suspended two days ago.

Hot Pockets’s Twitter account blocked him as well.

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And now @VERSACEPOPTARTS is coming back with a vengeance, this time with an army of loyal supporters.

But after refusing to stop referencing the Hot Pocket sex on Twitter, we regret to inform you that as of last night, the @VERSACEPOPTARTS account has been suspended.

Snack foods around the world can finally leave their homes without worrying who’s waiting in that dark alley.

H/T: Totalfratmove, Top Photo Courtesy: Twitter

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