Wall Street Executive Puts Up Craigslist Ad Looking For Online Love Life Manager
A Wall Street executive is looking for love online, but simply doesn’t have time to fully participate, so he is enlisting a “good writer” with a “passion for social media” to manage his online love life.
Don’t get your hopes up, male writers, as the executive insists that this is a job for a woman.
“I am looking for a female who can screen, write, respond to and set up telephone calls with potential dates from online dating websites,” he wrote in the listing.
“I am a busy Wall Street professional and don’t have time to do this myself. The right person will be a good writer and have a passion for social media.“
This opportunity won’t include a view of the Financial District from his Wall Street office, as he added “this job will be done off-premises using your own computer.”
The man has the rest of his life compartmentalized, so why not his online love life?
When you’re working such long hours, it is difficult to find time to go out and meet somebody.
“I am simply too busy to do this myself and could also use the assistance of someone with a little more creative flair than I have at my disposal,” he wrote.
“Experience with online dating, strong writing skills, a sense of humor, good attention to detail, the ability to spend 15-30 minutes a day prospecting for potential dates and responding to inbound emails,” the listing continued.
Will he find love, or will the woman he’s having writer pursue fall in love with the writer? Now THAT would be a twist!
Stephen Willard | Elite.