Washington D.C. Residents Watch Far More Porn Than Anyone Else In America

Washington D.C. Residents Watch Far More Porn Than Anyone Else In America
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Washington D.C. can now officially be known for something other than politics and carry-outs. According to statistics released by Pornhub, D.C. residents are at the top of the nation when it comes to the amount of porn watched per capita. D.C. is the nation’s capitol, so it’s fitting, right?

Last year, residents watched an average of 14.18 adults videos, nearly doubling the amount of completely NSFW content viewed by runner-up Massachusetts, which came in at a distant second, viewing an average of 7.52 videos in 2012.

Keep in mind that these are only the numbers from Pornhub, and that there are plenty of sites that offer the daily dose of smut that Americans so desperately need. However, this illustrates how D.C. really isn’t that conservative.

Not in private, at least. Can you imagine if most of these videos are being watched from inside the White House?

This doesn’t come as much of a shock as the only time this city is relevant is one time every four years.

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