Wedding Crasher Disrupts Ceremony By Screaming Obscenities And Throwing Beer Cans

Wedding Crasher Disrupts Ceremony By Screaming Obscenities And Throwing Beer Cans
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Wedding crashing can be a very enjoyable experience. Unless you’re drunk enough to start shouting obscenities and throw stuff, that is. 

22 year old Bradley John Stiner was arrested and charged with disorderly intoxication after throwing beer cans and yelling insults to the guests of a wedding he was crashing last Friday on Florida’s Marco Island.

The bride and groom were about to be wed at a beautiful beachfront ceremony until Stiner got involved. Police said that Stiner’s first move was running back and forth behind the altar to draw attention to himself.

When the guests ignored him, Stiner then took to shouting ‘Hey tourists, get off my beach, I’m local!’ before throwing unopened beer cans to various attendees, including the best man.

The physical assault was enough, and some wedding guests chased him away while others called the police.

When officers finally caught up with Stiner, who was drunkenly running down the beach, he said he had the right to be on the there as a ”taxpaying citizen.”

Isn’t one of the primary rules of wedding crashing have to do with waiting until the party actually starts to have some fun?

Sean Levinson | Elite. 

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Sean Levinson loves writing almost as much as he loves ranting about politics. Elite Daily lets him do both, and he couldn't be happier now that he's finally putting his years at SUNY New Paltz to good use. When he's not writing, Sean enjoys nature excursions, playing the guitar and the Ultimate Fighting Championship. Look for him on "Real Time with Bill Maher," where he regularly appears in his most precious fantasies.

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