Subway horror stories are usually reserved for New York City, but the city of Chicago is doing everything in its power to be equally shitty, as a woman was attacked with a sock full of poop on Chicago’s Blue Line.

“He had a sock full of his poop on me,” said the 21-year-old college student. “It was everywhere; on my face, my hair, my clothes.”

The woman was traveling from her job in Oak Park into the city when the man with the sock full of poop flung his dung at her.

“I wasn’t really paying attention,” said the woman, who was texting at the time.

The man, without any warning, threw the sock full of poop at her, and then left without saying a word.

The woman and another passenger attempted to follow the poop-wielding perp, to no avail.

Police do, however, have an image of the man, who is said to be “no older than mid-20s, average build, with facial hair above the mouth and on the chin.”

“We have photos of the offender and we’re seeking to identify him,” [a police spokesman] said of images obtained from the CTA. “We’ve reached out to other [police] agencies and have issued a bulletin.”

The woman hopes the turd tosser gets caught, but that would be a small consolation for her after the traumatizing shit show.

“It was like the biggest degradation I’ve ever [experienced]. I wish he had just hit me,” she said, before adding, grossly, “The worst part is nobody had anything to wipe my face with.”

Let’s hope the crappy criminal is caught before he strikes again.

Stephen Willard | Elite.