Woman Receives 2,000 Porn VHS Tapes In Divorce, Puts Them On Craigslist For $1

Woman Receives 2,000 Porn VHS Tapes In Divorce, Puts Them On Craigslist For $1
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Do you still own a VHS player? Do you consider yourself a porn enthusiast? Well, I have the deal of the century for you.

A Craigslist post from Greenville, North Carolina, is listing thousands of pornography video cassettes for sale. Curious as to why this user owns such an extensive collection of porn, and is suddenly trying to get rid of it? We can explain:

My husband and I recently went through a pretty rough divorce. I ended up getting a key to a storage unit he had been hiding from me for years. Well to my astonishment, I found a collection of no less than 2000 porno tapes on VHS. I went through some of the stacks and discovered Hank, my ex, was into some really kinky stuff. Some of the titles included are:

Donkey Dong and Daisy Dude
Mini-mouse does Goofy
Ass Pirates 1 through 9
Cum Guslers 3 and 5

Clearly, Hank is one strange pack rat. How many do you think he would keep in the house at one time? Like, three? Then what? Would he sneak off to the storage unit to swap them out for new ones?

This is all speculation, of course, but at the rate of 3 videos per week it would take 666 weeks to watch the whole collection.

Also interesting to consider is this: buying all these videos before the internet could not have been easy. Perhaps Hank wouldn’t have made such a huge investment if virus/payment-free porn was readily available online.

Online porn might also have spared his ex-wife from this unsettling discovery. In any event, fingers crossed she can get the videos off her hands quickly. Who knows? She might even turn a profit.

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