The Starting Five On The All-Douche Team
Humor

The Starting Five On The All-Douche Team

If you impregnate your best friend’s wife, you are automatically a douche. But when a source close to you is quoted saying, “Simon thought this was a casual relationship — friends with benefits. The pregnancy was not planned,” it skyrockets you into douche-o-sphere, the rare part of our atmosphere where few can survive. Simon Cowell [&helli...
Are You His Plan B?
Ladies

Are You His Plan B?

It’s a Wednesday night, and my roommate is flipping through DVDs looking for something to watch, something that doesn’t require a lot of thinking to understand, yet will intrigue us enough to provide a few chuckles, one or two outbursts at a bitchy character and a happy ending. We decided on the RomCom “Just Wright,” […]...