The Most Outrageous Services From Around The World

The Most Outrageous Services From Around The World
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  • 10. Hangover Heaven: a mobile hangover service in a bus with anti-inflammatory medications that have been proven to cure hangover effects, vitamin supplementation and snacks.

  • 9. Ashes to Portraits: turns the ashes from your dead loved one in a portrait.

  • 8. Jacqueline Samuel: the woman who charges $60 an hour for spooning.

  • 7. Rent-a-Grandma: company that offers grandmas to rent for children and in-home care.

  • 6. Crime Scene Cleaners Inc: will clean the mess of any homicide, suicide or accidental death since the police don't.

  • 5. Last Meals Delivery Service: delivers a surprise meal chosen by a death row inmate.

  • 4. Lastmessagesclub.co.uk: stores good-bye messages to be sent to all of your contacts when you die.

  • 3. Line Standing Service: provides people to stand in line for you in any part of the Washington DC area.

  • 2. Professional Bird Shit Removal: removes the shit from your car or house.

  • 1. Lubbock Fantasy Maid Service: $100 an hour for service to have your house cleaned by naked maids.

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