This Woman Casually Deepthroated A Whole Stick Of Butter Like It's NBD

Nobody asked for this. Nobody dreamt this up. Nobody examined the world and decided that their existence was incomplete without this.

Nobody looked at their life and thought, "You know what I need? A video of some lady shoving an entire stick of butter down her throat."

That's exactly what this video is though.

It is a woman holding up an entire block of butter, putting it into her mouth and then shoving it down with two of her fingers.

After about five tense seconds she looks up and proudly sticks her tongue out at the world, as if to say,

Hey everybody! I am OFFICIALLY the worst person on the planet in this moment!

Before you watch it, I should warn you that it is as gross as you think it will be.

pic.twitter.com/Zy7CLLgvF3 — LASTCALL (@SmackDatBooty69) October 18, 2016

NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!

WHY! DO! BAD! THINGS! HAPPEN! TO! GOOD! PEOPLE!

GOD. IS. DEAD. WE'RE. ALL. LIVING. IN. THE. WORST. POSSIBLE. REALITY.

Those of you arguing that there is some merit behind this video are absolutely out of your effing mind.

This is not a hot feat. There is nothing sexy about a girl deepthroating congealed salty milk paste.

This is a disgusting thing to deepthroat. I'd actually argue it's the number three worst thing to deepthroat according to a list I made up right now.

My official list of the worst things to deepthroat:

1) A bunch of ants. 2) The finger of a dude with Ebola. 3) A legit full stick of Butter. 4) A leaking tear gas canister. 5) Shia LaBeouf. 6) A fiery sword. 7) Your pride. 8) Eric Trump. 9) Your dad. 10) Your courage when asking out the cutest gal in school to the prom.

Please don't let this be a trend. Don't let #ButterChallenge become a thing. One video of a girl going to town on a full stick of butter is more than enough.

Citations: This Chick Deepthroats An Entire Stick Of Butter And Its Maybe The Best Thing Ive Ever Seen (Barstool Sports)