It’s so important to understand the mind of your spouse. Harmony between lifelong lovers leads to homes run smoothly and fewer arguments over what to Netflix.
She balances a teaching career, finances and farting.
Her kids exist in the center of their own sub-chart.
Concerns about her appearance clash with her feminist guilt.
She loves Stephen a LOT.
Redditors were quick to alert her husband — who may be (i.e. probably is… like, almost definitely is) Stephen himself — of her betrayal.
She gets her LOLs just like the rest of us.
My boyfriend is about to get a mind-drawing from yours truly, and odds are, it’ll look a lot like this (if you replace the kids with “Harry Potter” characters and pictures of cheese).
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