Guy Surprises GF With Epic Combined Birthday, Prom And Wedding Party

Man, this guy must really hate getting presents and going to parties.

You know what the best parts of prom are? Free crap and the party. You know what the best parts of having a birthday are? Free crap and the party. You know what the best parts of getting proposed to are? Free crap and the party. You know what the best parts of getting married are? Free crap and the party.

Having your prom, birthday, proposal and wedding happen on the same night is basically telling your wife,

Hey babe, I love you, but I also love f*cking you over on gifts and parties. Enjoy life with me, the worst man on planet Earth.

As much as that seems like an impossibility, this actually happened to some poor woman in Chicago who married a guy named Adam Wilson.

Sure, this video is pretty sweet, but think about the repercussions of what he's doing.

It's like handing someone a solid gold VHS player. Sure, this thing is nice, but at the end of the day, you would have been fine with a Netflix membership and then the remaining cost of the gold given to you in check form.

Citations: Man throws surprise b-day party prom proposal wedding (Daily Mail)