Classy Wine Glass Attaches Directly To The Bottle Because Why Wait To Pour

It's a good thing my birthday's coming up: I know exactly what I'm going to ask for.

OK, OK.

I know you're all dying to find out, so I'll tell you: I want a Guzzle Buddy.

You're probably like, "What the heck is a Guzzle Buddy, Amanda? It sounds weird AF."

Trust me, it's not.

A Guzzle Buddy is actually the greatest invention ever for people like me, who don't like to waste time pouring wine into a glass before they drink it.

FINALLY, RIGHT?

It's the answer to our wine-worshipping prayers.

I know you're all probably asking yourselves, "How does this work, and where can I get one?"

According to Metro, the wine-guzzling godsend is actually just a wine glass with a spout attached to it, instead of a stem.

To make the magic start flowin', all you need to do is screw the glass to the top of your desired bottle, and then... voila!

Guzzle away, my friends.

Go ahead, call me impatient. But while you're busy pouring your Pinot noir, be assured that I'm already indulging in mine.

Plus, with one of these babies, there's no need to share your wine with any of your needy friends.

It's beautiful, isn't it?

Talk about a dream come true.

Can this get any better?

It's just so majestic.

Are you thirsty yet?

She's living the life.

I can only hope to someday be the proud owner of a Guzzle Buddy.

But until then, I'll spend the grueling extra 30 seconds pouring my wine and hoping that none of my friends ask me for a sip.

If you're interested in buying one of these bad boys, hit up Amazon and order one for $26.99. I'm almost positive you won't regret it.

Oh, and don't forget to buy me one too. My birthday is on November 4, and I have a thing for Merlot.

THANKS.