High Teen Emails Teacher After Getting Wisdom Teeth Out, Immediately Regrets It
Note to self: Never email someone important while high.
Abby Jo Hamele (pronounced hah-mil-lee — inside joke) thought it was a good idea to get in touch with her teaching assistant shortly after getting her wisdom teeth out.
The 19-year-old, who is studying at University of Nebraska–Lincoln, pounded the hydrocodone to recover. So, asking for an extension on her paper was a stretch.
This was the result:
Here’s the whole thing if you’re struggling to read:
I believe that i relmebmer you said we, as us students, would be able to send you our papers for classss for you to look at over before we turn them in to cColin if we got them to you by the 22nd of Novermber.
I unfortmately got my wisdom teeth sliced outr and have not not been reacting very well to the surgeryy nor the medicatioon i were given/ so I do not thimk that I will be able to habe my paper finisherd by Tuesday at all.
Is tehere any way I would be able to send you my paper at any later date??? I wnt to do very good on this paper you know becayse i like to do well in my classes.
please sir I workled very hard and thouught that I would be abel to finish it on timme but my doctor said I will most likelly not be normal again until at least Thanksginvg turkey. If you say no then that is okay but i would be sad and i would reallyyy lik e it if you said yes. Thank you Kevin, my dude.
Abby Jo Hamele (pronounced hah-mil-lee) (if you were wondering)
P.S. I will answer youpr questions in class forever so theere are not any more awkard silence. and i will buy you expo markers that work (even thougjh our tuition should pay for markers that work)
love you bye.
Fortunately, it turns out big Kev is an absolute boy. He replied with this:
FYI, being awesome runs in the fam — this is her dad:
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