Man Caught Having Sex With Pavement Because Everyone Needs To Feel Loved Sometimes

There are no words.

But we will try.

So a couple of blokes were minding their own business at work in New Zealand when they spotted a guy making sweet, sensual love to the parking lot pavement.

Yeah.

The man was filmed with his pants down having a good whack at the ground. It's confusing and wrong.

He's seen thrusting his hips in front of a white van, unaware he's the laughing stock of an entire office above him.

The footage was uploaded to YouTube with this commentary:

So this is what we've come to work to this morning -- this little ground sex-session going on. It's outside our window. He's just having a good go at the ground. Look at that. Awesome. His friend is there checking him out. What is he doing? There's our office, and there's the fella, just f****** the ground.

The video also found its way onto Reddit, where many viewers were left horrified and emotionally scarred.

One person wrote,

"Boy, this was a little more HD than it really needed to be."

Agreed.

Citations: Daily Mail