Single College Girl Calls Out Neighbors For Loud Sex, Gets Funniest Apology
There are plenty of struggles that come with living on campus. The dorm life forces you to learn how to live in a small space and master the art of cooking with a microwave.
It also teaches you how to deal with noisy dorm neighbors who annoy the shit out of you on a daily basis.
If there's one person all too familiar with this type of residence hall predicament, it's Syracuse student Jenna Levine, 19.
Apparently, the people who lived in the dorm next to Levine's – room 338 – liked to have some pretty steamy study sessions, according to the Daily Mail.
Normally, this would be fine. However, these inconsiderate students clearly never learned how to use their inside voices. Their lovemaking was so loud, it started to really annoy Levine.
After enduring yet another rowdy romp, Levine finally had enough.
She decided to retaliate by shoving a note under her noisy neighbors' door that asked them to please “make it nasty at a lower volume.” She then posted a picture of her plea to Twitter with the caption, “college is weird.”
Yes, Levine. It is indeed.
If you take a look at the photo, you'll see that the note reads,
Please have sex a little more quietly please. Some of us are trying to nap and not be reminded of how alone I am … feel free to make all the love you want.
Just please, make it nasty at a lower volume. Thank you!
The message actually reveals Levine is just a single, lonely gal. In my opinion, it's probably the reason why this chick is so salty about hearing her neighbors bang all the time.
Little did Levine know this wouldn't be the last time she would hear from room 338.
Shortly afterward, the sexually active student from next door responded to Levine's request by pushing a postcard under her door.
The postcard had bananas printed on it, and it read,
I'm so so incredibly sorry about that. I didn't realise how loud I was being, and ya know, sometimes having loud sex is low key kinda hot but obviously at your cost, which I apologize so sincerely for.
I'm so so sorry, hope this hasn't been occurring too often, and thanks so much for the incredible and hilarious card.
I will for sure try to keep it nasty at a significantly lower level. And hey, don't worry, you're not alone forever. The right person will come along when the time comes. I was single for 18 years.
Haha. Once again, I apologize so sincerely and deeply.
Sorry, Room 338.
This sweet apology even came with a candy bar. Because let's be real: Nothing consoles a lonely, single girl's soul quite like chocolate.
Apparently, Twitterverse is pretty stoked these two students sorted things out. Levine's post has since been retweeted over 45,000 times.
It just goes to show that sometimes, all it takes is a banana postcard and a bar of chocolate to solve all your problems.
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