The Cheesiest Pick-Up Lines Porn Stars Have Ever Heard (Video)

You might expect the stress of picking up a porn star to dissuade men from boldly launching corny pick-up lines, but the ceaseless stupidity of dudes in pursuit of sex would render you wrong.

Porn stars routinely field cheese-ball lines as mundane as, “Google me,” and as classic as, “Are you from Tennessee? 'Cause you're the only 10 I see.”

The perfect response to a bad pick-up line?

Nikki Benz says,

When you say a pick-up line to me, it's just cheese... Like, you need some nachos with that cheese?

GET IT? NACHOS? CHEESE?

Achievement unlocked. This is all you'll ever need to fight off stupid come-ons -- except for actual nachos, maybe, to dump on a creep's head.