OK, I'm all about math now.
Everyone take a moment to appreciate the internet gurus at Simple Pickup for conceiving and carrying out this simple but genius idea. Getting porn stars to do math alone is something I'd probably watch. Putting them on Sybian vibrators while they try and complete equations is downright internet gold.
I think I would watch porn stars do anything if they were doing it on Sybians. It's like slow motion in that adding a Sybian into the mix can make even the most mundane acts seem somewhat more interesting than they originally are.
Porn stars going to the bank to withdraw money for groceries = not exciting at all.
Porn stars going to the bank to withdraw money for groceries while riding a Sybian the entire way = the most interesting thing of all time.
I would even go further and say someone riding a Sybian could probably have taken terrible movies or shows and made them remarkably more watchable.
I guarantee “The Newsroom” would still be around TODAY if Aaron Sorkin slapped Will McAvoy onto a Sybian while he was doing broadcasts.
