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Twitter Trolls Guy Who Likes ‘Girls Who Read’ After Spotting An Ironic Detail

Does anybody actually read their tweets anymore before they send them out?

Perhaps it’s because the leader of the free world has normalized this behavior by flying off the handle on Twitter on a near-daily basis — but still. I can’t wrap my head around the stupidity sometimes.

Christopher, @cweestofer, is the latest ding-dong to tweet out complete and utter nonsense.

A picture of a guy. He's white and has long very dark brown/black hair. He's wearing a beige beanie, a black jacket, and a white hoodie.

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Christopher posted this just the other day:

A screenshot of a tweet which says "Girls who read books instead of being on their phones are way more attractive"

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Doesn’t that tweet just… sound wrong to you?

That’s because it kind of is wrong (at least in this day and age).


First, the obvious must be pointed out.

A screenshot of a tweet which says "@Cweestofer what happens when I'm on my phone reading a book? You don't know my life"

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Is this Christopher’s way of debuting his new invention that allows you to tweet from a book!?!

A screenshot of a tweet which says "@Cweestofer I didn't know you could tweet from your book. wow, changing the game tbh"

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Or maybe it’s his cue to us about his newfound career path.

A screenshot of a tweet which says "@Daluminati @Cweestofer If he wants to play judge so bad maybe he should see if the Miss America pageant's hiring."

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Either way, it’s definitely worth noting the very foundation of Christopher’s tweet is actually totally unfounded.

A screenshot of a tweet which says "@Cweestofer fundamental truth of publishing: women read way more than men. npr.org/templates/stor ... You guys need to pick up your game"

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He should know his time could almost certainly be better spent doing literally anything else…

A screenshot of a tweet which says "@Cweestofer guys who don't pit girls against each other for no fucking reason are way more attractive"

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…because these girls he feels the need to judge do not give even a semblance of a shit about what he thinks.

A screenshot of a tweet which says "@Cweestofer girls who read books don't care what you think of them. Nor do girls on their phones. I'm both."

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YEAH, CHRISTOPHER — THIS SHOULD BE NO PROBLEM FOR A BIG FAN SUCH AS YOURSELF.

A screenshot of a tweet which says "@Cweestofer if you're such a fan of books, name FIVE of their albums"

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As you can see, Twitter had a downright hissy fit over Christopher’s tweet, and with good reason.

First of all, it’s 2017. Technology has blessed us with the ability to read just about anything on a smartphone, tablet, laptop, you name it.

Secondly, what does someone like Christopher stand to gain from trying to make girls compare themselves to one another in this way? Why should we feel as if our own personal hobbies and interests are a competition we have to try to win?

I’m not better than other girls just because I like to read in my free time, nor am I any worse than other girls because I do a lot of my reading on my iPhone.

Take that, Christopher.

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Allie is a News Writer at Elite Daily, as well as a recent graduate from The University of Delaware. If you are in her social circle, you probably know more than you care to about her cat, Jasper. She loves to exercise, but basically cancels th ...
Allie is a News Writer at Elite Daily, as well as a recent graduate from The University of Delaware. If you are in her social circle, you probably know more than you care to about her cat, Jasper. She loves to exercise, but basically cancels th ...

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