10 Things This Disappointed Knicks Fan Was Probably Thinking Watching Another Loss

10 Things This Disappointed Knicks Fan Was Probably Thinking Watching Another Loss
Sports
Like Us On Facebook
Like Us On Facebook

The Knicks are straight trash. I’ll admit that, even as a fan who paid to see them get destroyed at home on three separate occasions this season, and I promise that I will never spend another dollar go to MSG again. But, if you’re trying to bless down with some free tickets, I’m down!

Carmelo and company were in the Auburn Palace last night to face a slumping Pistons team when — surprise, surprise — they lost! The game itself was pretty much summed up by this young fan’s reaction. Poor kid!

With so much going wrong with the Knicks right now, there’s pretty much endless possibilities as to what he could’ve been so down about.

Was it the fact that New York let Andre Drummond pull down a career high 26 rebounds? Maybe. Was it because Raymond Felton is still playing despite his wild charge? That, too. Let’s go deeper inside the man of this young man.

LeBron’s box line from last night:

“Maybe Melo should start wearing a mask too.”


Amar’e being a top-five highest paid player in the league:

“Is he really half-Jewish?”


Is Mike Woodson’s goatee real?

“I wanna play with it.”


Detroit going bankrupt:

“Thank God these tickets were only $5.”


How Jordan made $90 million last year:

“I wasn’t even alive for ‘Space Jam.’”


About Miranda Kerr’s new Reebok commercial:

Damn Miranda Kerr hella bad, though.


Felton’s domestic violence charge:

“Sheesh! Thank God for pre-nup.”


On family:

“This is why I hate Daddy. I’m glad Mommy is cheating on him with the mail man.”


 On life:

“I still have to do that finger painting for class tomorrow.”


The Knicks:

“I can’t believe Carmelo is really leaving.”

Share Tweet
React
Like Us On Facebook
Like Us On Facebook

Julian Sonny

From the sandy beaches of Hawaii, to the streets of New York: Julian has seen it all. His lifetime of travels has given him a broad scope of knowledge and an eclectic taste unlike any other in the tri-state area. Julian has often been compared to cultural icon, The Rock, because of his unequivocal work ethic and warrior-like stature.

More In Sports

Sports John Flynn

It’s Over: Steve Nash’s Career Ends Without A Championship

Steve Nash is done. As a result of ongoing back issues, Nash will have to miss the 2014-2015 season. For this 40-year-old, a missed season due to injury likely means the end of his illustrious career. A depressing hypothetical has become an unthinkable reality. One of the most exciting, whimsical and creative players of our […]

Sports Joseph Milord

10 Reasons Why You’d Be Crazy To Miss El Clasico This Weekend

It’s here. What is by far the most anticipated date on the (European) footballing calendar is upon us and it, once again, pits Real Madrid against Barcelona in El Clasico. Anytime the two Spanish giants meet, there’s cause for major hype. Saturday’s matchup between the pair of famous clubs, though, carries a particularly higher amount […]

Sports Julian Sonny

Porn Star Lisa Ann Is Without A Doubt Banging A Notre Dame Freshman

Yesterday, we reported legendary 42-year-old porn actress Lisa Ann was dating Justin Brent, a freshman Notre Dame receiver. The two were spotted at a Knicks preseason game where TMZ reported they were busy getting cozy all night. Further reports also suggest she’s the one who bagged him. Just two days later, we can all but confirm he’s […]

Sports Joseph Milord

This Soccer Player Just Scored One Of The Best Goals Of All Time (Video)

You’ve literally never seen anything like it. With one moment of insane brilliance, Tottenham winger Erik Lamela turned a seemingly uninteresting Europa League match into the most talked about event on Twitter yesterday. During the game against Asteras Tripoli, Lamela applied the Rabona skill (looping one’s stronger foot around the weaker to strike a ball in […]

Sports Julian Sonny

One Direction Proves They’re Bigger NFL Bandwagon Fans Than Drake

Take some notes, Drake. There’s a new group of younger, faster, stronger bandwagon fans poised to take America by storm. One Direction just announced their 2015 tour, which stretches over 15 NFL stadiums, and the band took these unique promo shots to get US fans excited. .@onedirection fans the wait is FINALLY over, Aug 2nd […]

Also On Elite

World

This Is What Your Brain Looks Like When You Orgasm (Video)

The orgasm is highly coveted for the many pleasurable responses it produces. The team at AsapSCIENCE delved beyond the pleasure associated with orgasm to help viewers understand exactly why it feels so good. While nerves are sending pleasure signals to the brain, the brain itself is also working. The part of the brain that enables […]

Women

45 Things Girls Do On Sunday That Make It Our Favorite Day Of The Week

It’s been said that a girl and her bed have an endless love affair on Sundays and, honestly, I couldn’t agree more. Is there anything better than waking up in your own comfy bed with no obligations to look forward to? (Hint: No!) Sure, maybe you think waking up in a guy’s bed may be […]

Technology

Elon Musk Says Tesla Will Be 90 Percent Autonomous In 2015 (Video)

Tesla CEO Elon Musk envisions his car company to be the first to offer almost completely autonomous vehicles. The ambitions he stated to CNN are even higher than Musk’s previous comments on self-driving cars. He told Forbes last February that the capabilities for self-driving cars would be available in just a few years and, unlike Google, […]

World

Doctors Without Borders Has Already Lost 9 Staff Members To Ebola

Humanitarian organization Doctors Without Borders has lost nine of its staff members to Ebola, and seven more have been infected. All workers with the French-founded group wear protective gear and have sufficient staff and equipment at their facilities, US News reports, so these deaths and infections highlight that there are still more measures to be […]

Life

Become Your Own Boss: 6 Reasons For Millennials To Become Entrepreneurs

Not since the Great Depression have Millennials had a chance of this magnitude to become modern-day entrepreneurs. In today’s economy, Generation-Y can enjoy seemingly never-ending opportunities to become important figures in their respective fields, provide themselves with financial stability and, perhaps more importantly, pursue their dreams. The possibilities are endless, but are we taking advantage […]