10 Things This Disappointed Knicks Fan Was Probably Thinking Watching Another Loss
The Knicks are straight trash. I’ll admit that, even as a fan who paid to see them get destroyed at home on three separate occasions this season, and I promise that I will never spend another dollar go to MSG again. But, if you’re trying to bless down with some free tickets, I’m down!
Carmelo and company were in the Auburn Palace last night to face a slumping Pistons team when — surprise, surprise — they lost! The game itself was pretty much summed up by this young fan’s reaction. Poor kid!
With so much going wrong with the Knicks right now, there’s pretty much endless possibilities as to what he could’ve been so down about.
Was it the fact that New York let Andre Drummond pull down a career high 26 rebounds? Maybe. Was it because Raymond Felton is still playing despite his wild charge? That, too. Let’s go deeper inside the man of this young man.
LeBron’s box line from last night:
“Maybe Melo should start wearing a mask too.”
Amar’e being a top-five highest paid player in the league:
“Is he really half-Jewish?”
Is Mike Woodson’s goatee real?
“I wanna play with it.”
Detroit going bankrupt:
“Thank God these tickets were only $5.”
How Jordan made $90 million last year:
“I wasn’t even alive for ‘Space Jam.'”
About Miranda Kerr’s new Reebok commercial:
Damn Miranda Kerr hella bad, though.
Felton’s domestic violence charge:
“Sheesh! Thank God for pre-nup.”
“This is why I hate Daddy. I’m glad Mommy is cheating on him with the mail man.”
“I still have to do that finger painting for class tomorrow.”
“I can’t believe Carmelo is really leaving.”