20 Reasons Why Miami Heat Fans Are The Worst Fans In The NBA

20 Reasons Why Miami Heat Fans Are The Worst Fans In The NBA
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The term “bandwagon fan” has a new definition in 2014.

When it comes to having absolutely no knowledge, zero faith and a genuine lack of interest in a team, the Miami Heat faithful are, hands down, the worst.

It’s not hard to tell either. They’ve built up this reputation over the years by religiously showing up to games “fashionably late” and notoriously quitting on the team before the game’s even over, only to feel like complete imbeciles when LeBron stages the late comeback.

But it’s not just their lack of basketball understanding that has the rest of America unimpressed. The Miami Heat deserve better than what the fans are giving them. These fans are rude, disloyal and straight up annoying.

I mean anyone with a classmate or coworker who’s a Heat fan could tell you how much these people suck. But just in case you need a reminder of how whack they really are, we have 20 more reasons to remind you.

These are the types of douchebags who go to Heat games…

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…Guys wearing zip up hoodies with no shirts under them…

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…And guys wearing Uggs while sitting courtside.

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Sure the girls who go to the games are all hot…

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…But that’s because they came with their men!

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Remember when fans left game 6 of the 2013 Finals early?


Then Ray Allen hit the shot…

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…And these fans couldn’t get back in to watch overtime…

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…Proving that they are truly worthless.


This is typically how crowded the first half of an Eastern Conference Final game is.

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And nobody even showed up to the Heat’s championship parade.

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The celebrity groupie love is on another level…

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…Drake thinks that he can just go inside the locker room…


…And Justin Bieber goes to games like he knows what’s going on.

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What? Lil Wayne is wearing Uggs now, too?!

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But no celebrity fan is worse than DJ Khaled.

“Like me and my music, they are hustling and grinding,” Khaled told ESPN. “LeBron is amazing. Dwyane is a great basketball player. They are getting it together.

You can call me the LeBron or D-Wade of hip-hop music. I’m going to be courtside ready to celebrate. We’re going to beat Boston, Los Angeles, New York. You’ll see. All we do is win! Listennnnn!”


This fan exists.


According to Charles Barkley, the Heat have the worst fans.

“Yeah, they got the worst fans. No question. It’s not even loud in there. You’re at the game and you are like, ‘Man, this place isn’t even loud.’

At least when you go to Chicago, it’s loud in there, it’s crazy down in Dallas, but it’s not even loud in Miami’s arena.”


Jimmy Kimmel exposed them in this video.


But this woman sums up the Heat faithful just about perfectly.

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Top Photo Credit: Mike Ehrmann/Getty Images

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