NBA 2K14 For Sony’s PlayStation 4 Looks Perfect

NBA 2K14 For Sony’s PlayStation 4 Looks Perfect
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“Just when I thought I was out…they pull me back in…” Just when I thought I was finally metamorphosing into a richly cultivated,  ripe, young man…they make a new f*cking Playstation. As excited as I want to be, this really isn’t a good thing for me — especially at this point in my life.

Honestly, I don’t think I can afford to continue wasting 5 hours a day (which I’m accustomed to spending on 2k games) at the age of 21. First of all, I’m legal to drink now. That’s chill. But does spending money at a bar sound too appealing when I can chill on my couch with a Leinenkugel Summer Shandy and ratch 3s with Anthony Morrow? Yeah, I said Anthony Morrow.

Uhhh, what about girls though? I’m peaking right now physically (as sad as that might be for you females), but for whatever reason I can’t stop thinking about what dunks I’ll be able to execute with the “next-gen” Paul George in 2k14.

The game is crack. I mean, look at virtual-LeBron in this trailer for NBA2k14 on PS4. He’s perfectly sculpted (pause), flawlessly balding and even winks when he speaks like his real-life counterpart. Hell, they even added the awkward dance he did after hitting that game winner in Boston (it’s magnificently uncomfortable).

Oh well. Once a gamer, always a gamer. And that adage seems to stand true for me. The PS4 drops later this year in November. I recommend preordering yours now. You already know I did.

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Dan Scotti

Dan is your quintessential Long Islander. He enjoys his bagels with schmear and lox, and his sushi with extra spicy mayonnaise. Dan enjoys to write about sports, specifically basketball (and his beloved New York Knicks), because he is able to argue all the hot topics without anyone interrupting. However, if you want to argue with him, he’ll be more than happy to accommodate.

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