Colin Kaepernick Is The Most Awkward Actor Ever

Colin Kaepernick Is The Most Awkward Actor Ever
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Jesus H. Christ, this advertisement is so bad I may actually give up fantasy football forever. I expected Colin Kaepernick to be a bad actor, sure, but not this painful to watch.

I can’t tell if it’s his higher-than-expected voice, or the fact that he sounds like a five year old reading aloud from a Shel Silverstein book — either way, I can barely watch. It’s literally so awkward that the fine folks at Yahoo! brought in a real life “awkward turtle” to add that oh-so-special touch.

Do yourselves a favor and get a better spokesperson, people. If only Mark Sanchez had any fantasy value…

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Dan Scotti is the Lifestyle Writer for Elite Daily. At Elite Daily, Dan's coverage focuses on the ins-and-outs of daily life, as a young adult. Dan was born and raised in Long Island, New York. Dan is also interested in covering topics surrounding Stamford Bridge, Roland Garros, Bob Weir, and J Peterman. Dan is a graduate of Binghamton University. Join the tweetsyle movement @scottipippen

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