Colin Kaepernick Is The Most Awkward Actor Ever (Video)

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Jesus H. Christ, this advertisement is so bad I may actually give up fantasy football forever. I expected Colin Kaepernick to be a bad actor, sure, but not this painful to watch.

I can’t tell if it’s his higher-than-expected voice, or the fact that he sounds like a five year old reading aloud from a Shel Silverstein book — either way, I can barely watch. It’s literally so awkward that the fine folks at Yahoo! brought in a real life “awkward turtle” to add that oh-so-special touch.

Do yourselves a favor and get a better spokesperson, people. If only Mark Sanchez had any fantasy value…

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