America lost. There’s no way to sugar-coat that. The Yanks put up a valiant effort, but got the same result as the 2010 games, getting knocked out in the final 16 of the World Cup. I guess you guys didn’t believe hard enough.
One star stood out among the rest yesterday, and that was none other shutdown goalkeeper Tim Howard. While he didn’t exactly have a perfect performance against the Belgians, he came pretty damn close with a number of saves that had people losing it.
So, as the Americans pack their bags and head back to the states with that empty feeling in their souls, maybe they can find comfort in these hilarious memes of their 35-year-old star who gave it his all. Until next time, USA!
The European Commission
Your 4th of July plans from Hurricane Arthur
The “Last Dance”
This b*tch in “Jaws”
Bonus: LeBron from Lance Stephenson