These 20 Instances Prove Tim Howard Can Literally Save Anything (Photos)

These 20 Instances Prove Tim Howard Can Literally Save Anything (Photos)
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America lost. There’s no way to sugar-coat that. The Yanks put up a valiant effort, but got the same result as the 2010 games, getting knocked out in the final 16 of the World Cup. I guess you guys didn’t believe hard enough.

One star stood out among the rest yesterday, and that was none other shutdown goalkeeper Tim Howard. While he didn’t exactly have a perfect performance against the Belgians, he came pretty damn close with a number of saves that had people losing it.

So, as the Americans pack their bags and head back to the states with that empty feeling in their souls, maybe they can find comfort in these hilarious memes of their 35-year-old star who gave it his all. Until next time, USA!

Blockbuster

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The Titanic

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Mufasa

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Your siblings

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The European Commission

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Your 4th of July plans from Hurricane Arthur

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The Matrix

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Shovel girl

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Ned Stark

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Miley Cyrus

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Taylor Swift

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Private Ryan

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Bubba

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The “Last Dance”

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This b*tch in “Jaws”

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The dinosaurs

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G Baby

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JFK

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These hoes

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Wardrobe malfunctions

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Bonus: LeBron from Lance Stephenson

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