Warriors Owner And Fiancée Brought The Championship Trophy In Their Bed

Last spring, the Golden State Warriors won their first NBA Championship since 1975, so you can understand how overjoyed everyone associated with the team was and still is.

One of those ecstatic individuals is team co-owner Joe Lacob, who revealed in a recent interview a rather nasty account of how he and his fiancée celebrated Golden State's title.

Lacob said,

I had made a promise to myself [that] I would sleep with the trophy that night. Nicole [Curran, his longtime fiancée] and I did sleep with it.

When pressed for further details of the threesome, Lacob added,

I'll leave it to the imagination. We had a lot of fun with it.

Uh, please let this be the end of your story, Mr. Lacob. You have to give it up for rich folks giving zero f*cks though, right?

Wonder how many other relations the Larry O'Brien Trophy has had over the years. Actually, I'd rather not think about it.

Citations: Warriors' owner Lacob, fiancée slept with Larry O'Brien trophy. Eww. (NBC Sports)