Idiot Padres Fan Dives Into Bushes To Get Home Run Ball, Doesn’t Get It

Idiot Padres Fan Dives Into Bushes To Get Home Run Ball, Doesn’t Get It
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How hard would you go to grab a home run ball? Would you snatch it from a little kid? Would you scale a fence to snag it out of the air? Or would you superman jump your way into the bushes?

That last one is kind of wild, but it’s exactly what one sorry Padres fan did when Jason Heyward sent one deep. This dude went extraordinarily hard just to grab the ballpark souvenir. And he worst part of it all? He didn’t even snatch it up in time. What a sucker.

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What a thirsty attempt to snag a damn baseball. Way to look like a complete imbecile in front of thousands of people at the ballpark and now millions all over the web.

It takes a certain amount of stupidity to achieve this, so kudos to you! Now go home and go to sleep. Don’t feel bad for him either. He deserves all of the criticism in the world after trying to pull a reckless move like this.

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