James Harden Has The Worst Feet And Teeth In The NBA

James Harden Has The Worst Feet And Teeth In The NBA
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A couple of months ago, LeBron James made headlines for having some of the most discombobulated toes we’ve ever seen on the internet. But that pales in comparison to what James Harden has going hidden behind his sneakers.

The Houston Rockets leading scorer took off his shoes after a shoot around to let them breathe. We wish he wouldn’t have done that.

What was revealed looks more like some gremlin feet rather than any pro athlete’s as they are just swollen, ashy and un-manicured beyond belief. It doesn’t get much worse than this, ladies and gentlemen.

And his teeth are no walk in the park either. Still, it’s nothing his five-year, $80 million contract can’t fix. He ain’t worried about nothing.

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