Kris Humphries Pretended To Piss On The Floor At NYC Club With A Bottle Of Patron Because They Were Playing Too Much Kanye

Kris Humphries Pretended To Piss On The Floor At NYC Club With A Bottle Of Patron Because They Were Playing Too Much Kanye
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Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are dating. Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian used to be married. Kanye West and Kris Humphries aren’t on the best of terms.

In a song released earlier this year called “Cold,” Kanye took a shot at Humphries:

“And I’ll admit, I fell in love with Kim (Hunh?)
‘Round the same time she had fell in love wit’ him (Whuh)
Well, that’s cool, baby girl, do ya thing
Lucky I ain’t have Jay drop ‘im from the team (Whuh)”

When Humphries re-signed with Brooklyn for two years, $24 million later in the summer, Humphries fired back.

But despite the money, despite the freedom from the restraints of marriage, Kris Humphries just isn’t having the best of luck with the ladies. After the Brooklyn Nets lost to the New York Knicks 100-86 on Wednesday night, Humphries headed to Manhattan club W.i.P to change his fortunes. Instead he was met with a barrage of Kanye West songs from some vindictive DJs.

Via the New York Daily News:

“Our source, who watched Humphries foul out until 4 a.m., says deejays Chuck Barrett and Scram Jones played a list of West’s tunes, and by the time they got to “Mercy” and “Clique,” Humph was on fire.

“He took a bottle of Patron that he didn’t pay for, put it in front of his crotch and dumped the entire thing on the floor, because he was wasted and tired of Kanye songs,” says the source. “Not only was he acting like he was peeing the bottle out, he insisted on staying.”

First the divorce, then the benching, then the free throw gone awry, now this. Humphries has hit the lowest of lows – which, really, isn’t that low if you’re pretending to piss with top shelf tequila. At least it wasn’t Jose Cuervo.

via Sports Grid

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