Mario Balotelli Celebrates First League Goal By Getting Strange Tattoo

Mario Balotelli Celebrates First League Goal By Getting Strange Tattoo
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Mario Balotelli Celebrates First League Goal By Getting Strange Tattoo

Man City striker Mario Balotelli finally scored his first league goal this week against Wigan, and the wacky Clown Prince of the EPL decided to celebrate with a new tattoo.

This alone wouldn’t be noteworthy, except that the tattoo is on his chest and reads:

I am the punishment of God.
If you had not committed great sins,
God would not have sent a punishment
Like me upon you.

That’s a Genghis Khan quotation about revenge, and we have no idea what Wigan did to deserve this other than be a perennial Premiership also-ran.

via Deadspin

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