MMA Fighter Hospitalized After Tearing His Penis During Sex

MMA Fighter Hospitalized After Tearing His Penis During Sex
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Mixed martial arts fighter Ray ‘Magical’ Elbe explains how he mangled his penis during a lovemaking session while holidaying in Malaysia.

The MMA fighter claimed to have accidentally launched his girlfriend more than eight inches into the air, which caused a “fracture and slight tear in the urinary tube”, according to Elbe’s blog .

“The worst part of this has been the fact that literally everyone who works in the hospital has come in asking to see my shaft out of curiosity.

Guess in a Muslim country this type of accident isn’t as frequent as you would suspect,” Elbe wrote.

via Terez Owens, Photo Credit: Getty Images

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