Nigerian Hookers Promise A Week Of Free Sex If Soccer Team Wins Africa Cup Of Nations

Nigerian Hookers Promise A Week Of Free Sex If Soccer Team Wins Africa Cup Of Nations
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There is plenty of excitement in Nigeria after the national team took down Ivory Coast in a surprise upset to advance to the semifinals of the Africa Cup of Nations.

If they can hang on and win two more games then they will take home the championship, a title they have only held three times in their nation’s history.

Two more wins and they can cement their status in the record books as well into the coochies of some of the finest hookers their nation has to offer.

That’s right, according to YNaija.com, the Association of Nigerian Prostitutes (that actually exists) was so excited over Nigeria’s win against Ivory Coast that they promised a week of free sex if the Nigerians go on to win the entire tournament.

“We want to congratulate the Nigerian national team, the Super Eagles, for qualifying for the next round of the competition”

“To show our support for the national team, we’ll be declaring one week [of] free sex if the Super Eagles can win the trophy.”

Nigeria still doesn’t have great chances to close out the tournament but they certainly have more incentive and pressure to win. I guess we all know who we’re rooting for in the Africa Cup of Nations now.

Kyle Moore | Elite. 

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