Raiders DT Desmond Bryant Has The Greatest Mugshot Ever

Sports • Preston Waters • Feb 26, 6:02pm

Raiders DT Desmond Bryant Has The Greatest Mugshot Ever

Desmond Bryant, the Raiders’ defensive tackle, was arrested on Sunday in Miami for allegedly going to a neighbor’s house drunk and causing a disturbance.

When he was brought into bookings and charged with a misdemeanor charge of criminal mischief, he made this disturbing “drunk face.”

This has to be the most awkwardly hilarious drunk face that we have seen any athlete and/or celebrity make during a mugshot. Props to you Desmond Bryant.

Paul Hudson | Elite.

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